{"product_id":"griswold-humor","title":"Griswold Humor","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mb-2 whitespace-pre-line last:mb-0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"260\"\u003eThe I love Christmas...but let's be realistic kitchen towel. Ah yes… nothing says \u003cem data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"196\"\u003eholiday spirit\u003c\/em\u003e quite like a full emotional breakdown wrapped in festive decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eThis Griswold-inspired Christmas kitchen towel is basically the official uniform of anyone surviving a “fun” family Christmas. 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