The Fancy-But-Not-Trying-Too-Hard Tiered Slate Tray
Want to look like the kind of person who hosts Pinterest-worthy gatherings… without actually trying that hard? This two-tier slate tray has you covered.
Load it up with cupcakes, cookies, cheeses, meats, snacks, or whatever makes people gather around your kitchen like it’s a social event. Suddenly you’re the host who “really knows how to entertain.” (Even if you just grabbed stuff from the fridge five minutes ago.)
Not hosting? No problem. Leave it on your counter and use it for salt & pepper, fruit, kitchen gadgets, or simply to make your kitchen look like you have your life together.
Bonus: It arrives unassembled for safe shipping and takes about 60 seconds to put together. Yes, even if you “don’t do instructions.”
DETAILS
- Bottom slate: approx. 10"
- Top slate: approx. 6
- Includes hardware + top handle
- Naturally sourced Upstate NY slate
- Each tray has a natural edge, meaning every piece is slightly different (because rocks don’t do copy-paste).
- You can even write directly on the slate with chalk or soapstone to label cheeses, desserts, or anything else your guests pretend to know about.
- Slate also helps insulate heat, so food stays warmer during parties.
- Food safe & non-toxic
- EVA feet to protect surfaces
- Naturally resistant to fungus & mold | Eco-friendly natural stone
- Every tray has its own natural color variations and patterns — that’s the beauty of real stone.
- If you'd like to have chalk to write on it or oil to keep up with the slate, select one of the add-on options.
The Look: Rustic or Sleek (Your Choice)
Slate naturally has a soft chalky gray look.
If you prefer a darker, richer black finish, simply apply food-grade mineral oil.
Just a pea-sized drop goes a long way and instantly deepens the color while bringing out the stone’s natural layers.
You can apply it yourself or select the oil application option and we’ll do it for you before shipping (select apply oil option).
Bonus of adding oil: when touching or adding food to it you do not see the natural oils from your skin or foods on the tray (see pics).
Care
Wash with mild detergent and a cloth.
Do not use brushes or steel wool.
Do not place in oven or microwave.
Treat it nicely… it’s a rock, but it still has feelings.
The Fancy-But-Not-Trying-Too-Hard Tiered Slate Tray
Want to look like the kind of person who hosts Pinterest-worthy gatherings… without actually trying that hard? This two-tier slate tray has you covered.
Load it up with cupcakes, cookies, cheeses, meats, snacks, or whatever makes people gather around your kitchen like it’s a social event. Suddenly you’re the host who “really knows how to entertain.” (Even if you just grabbed stuff from the fridge five minutes ago.)
Not hosting? No problem. Leave it on your counter and use it for salt & pepper, fruit, kitchen gadgets, or simply to make your kitchen look like you have your life together.
Bonus: It arrives unassembled for safe shipping and takes about 60 seconds to put together. Yes, even if you “don’t do instructions.”
DETAILS
- Bottom slate: approx. 10"
- Top slate: approx. 6
- Includes hardware + top handle
- Naturally sourced Upstate NY slate
- Each tray has a natural edge, meaning every piece is slightly different (because rocks don’t do copy-paste).
- You can even write directly on the slate with chalk or soapstone to label cheeses, desserts, or anything else your guests pretend to know about.
- Slate also helps insulate heat, so food stays warmer during parties.
- Food safe & non-toxic
- EVA feet to protect surfaces
- Naturally resistant to fungus & mold | Eco-friendly natural stone
- Every tray has its own natural color variations and patterns — that’s the beauty of real stone.
- If you'd like to have chalk to write on it or oil to keep up with the slate, select one of the add-on options.
The Look: Rustic or Sleek (Your Choice)
Slate naturally has a soft chalky gray look.
If you prefer a darker, richer black finish, simply apply food-grade mineral oil.
Just a pea-sized drop goes a long way and instantly deepens the color while bringing out the stone’s natural layers.
You can apply it yourself or select the oil application option and we’ll do it for you before shipping (select apply oil option).
Bonus of adding oil: when touching or adding food to it you do not see the natural oils from your skin or foods on the tray (see pics).
Care
Wash with mild detergent and a cloth.
Do not use brushes or steel wool.
Do not place in oven or microwave.
Treat it nicely… it’s a rock, but it still has feelings.
