Description
PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE FEBRUARY
Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Ceramic Coffee Mug
Not in the mood for nonsense?
Some days you’re chill.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Your polite-but-not-really way of saying: read the room before you speak. Perfect for the office, home, or any environment where common sense seems to be on backorder.
Some days, you just need to set the tone—and this mug does it for you! Whether you’re headed into a Monday morning meeting, managing a house full of chaos, or just trying to get through your to-do list without unnecessary nonsense, this mug is your new favorite sidekick.
Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a little extra “don’t even try me” energy, this mug delivers the message with just the right amount of sass. It’s a hilarious way to warn coworkers, roommates, or family members that today is not the day for shenanigans.
Life is too short for unnecessary dumbfuckery. Start your day with a mug that says what everyone else is thinking—so you don’t have to.
...helping you sip and set boundaries, one mug at a time.
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️
Why you’ll love it:
- Holds a 14oz of “I’ve got this” energy
- Durable, stylish speckled ceramic construction- built for spills, stress, and surprise meetings
- Double-sided design so everyone knows who’s in charge
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe , because you’re too busy to hand-wash
- 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Light Ivory with Speckles & Black lettering | White Sesame Glaze
- Designed in the USA
Care:
- Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
Description
PRE-ORDER: ETA LATE FEBRUARY
Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Ceramic Coffee Mug
Not in the mood for nonsense?
Some days you’re chill.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Most days… you need ground rules.
Your polite-but-not-really way of saying: read the room before you speak. Perfect for the office, home, or any environment where common sense seems to be on backorder.
Some days, you just need to set the tone—and this mug does it for you! Whether you’re headed into a Monday morning meeting, managing a house full of chaos, or just trying to get through your to-do list without unnecessary nonsense, this mug is your new favorite sidekick.
Perfect for the office, home, or anywhere you need a little extra “don’t even try me” energy, this mug delivers the message with just the right amount of sass. It’s a hilarious way to warn coworkers, roommates, or family members that today is not the day for shenanigans.
Life is too short for unnecessary dumbfuckery. Start your day with a mug that says what everyone else is thinking—so you don’t have to.
...helping you sip and set boundaries, one mug at a time.
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent dumbf*ckery, but it does make it more bearable. ☕️
Why you’ll love it:
- Holds a 14oz of “I’ve got this” energy
- Durable, stylish speckled ceramic construction- built for spills, stress, and surprise meetings
- Double-sided design so everyone knows who’s in charge
- Dishwasher & Microwave safe , because you’re too busy to hand-wash
- 4 (top diameter) x 3.5 (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Light Ivory with Speckles & Black lettering | White Sesame Glaze
- Designed in the USA
Care:
- Microwave and Dishwasher Safe
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
- Use Caution When Removing From Microwave
