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Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel - For the Chaotic Easter Enthusiast

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT. While everyone else is out here with their cute bunnies and their perfect pastel aesthetics, this raccoon said "NOT TODAY." This raccoon said "I'm crashing this Easter party and I'm bringing CHAOS." This raccoon is ALL OF US who are tired of being told to stay in our lane.

Introducing the kitchen towel for people with PERSONALITY. Our Bunnies Are Overrated Stay Feral Kitchen Towel features the most adorably unhinged raccoon sitting in an Easter basket full of colorful eggs, surrounded by sparkles, with the most relatable text ever: "bunnies are overrated stay feral." It's giving chaotic energy. It's giving "I do what I want." It's giving MOOD.

Here's why this towel is about to become your spirit animal (literally):

🦝 A RACCOON. AT EASTER. – This is PEAK chaos energy. While the bunnies are being all proper and cute, this raccoon is living its BEST LIFE in that egg basket.

📝 "bunnies are overrated stay feral" – The MOST relatable Easter sentiment ever written. This is for the people who color outside the lines. This is for the rebels.

🧺 Wicker Basket Detail – Even feral raccoons appreciate a good Easter basket. It's about the AESTHETIC.

☑️ Gingham Border – Sage green and tan gingham trim at the bottom because even chaos needs STRUCTURE. Choose which half/color you want to display when hanging.

💪 180GSM Flour Sack Cotton – Premium cotton base that's soft, absorbent, and the perfect canvas for this embroidery masterpiece.

📏 Generously Sized at 18" w x 28" h – Full-size functionality with museum-quality design.

🔄 Internal Hanging Loop – This level of craftsmanship MUST be displayed. It's non-negotiable.

Perfect for:

People who are tired of being told to "act normal"
Anyone who's ever identified more with the chaos than the calm
Easter for people with PERSONALITY
Gifts for your feral friends (affectionate)
Kitchens that embrace the chaos
Anyone who's ever said "bunnies are overrated" (we see you)
People who love raccoons (the trash pandas deserve recognition)

This towel is for:

The chaotic neutral friend
People who refuse to be basic
Anyone who's ever been called "feral" and took it as a COMPLIMENT
The friend who brings the energy to every gathering
People who think raccoons are underrated
Anyone tired of bunny supremacy

The Vibe:

Chaotic good energy
Feral but make it cute
Unhinged Easter aesthetic
Trash pandas deserve love too
"I do what I want" manifesto
Rebellious cottagecore
Easter with ATTITUDE

Design Details:

Adorably unhinged raccoon expression
Fluffy raccoon tail
Colorful Easter eggs (pink, blue, yellow, green)
Hand-drawn sketchy style
Bold black text with personality
Sparkle stars for pizzazz
Wicker basket texture
Gingham border (sage green or tan)

The Message: This towel speaks TRUTH. Bunnies have had their moment. It's time for the raccoons to shine. It's time for the chaos creatures. It's time for the feral energy to be CELEBRATED.

Warning: May cause sudden urges to embrace your chaotic side, befriend raccoons, question bunny supremacy, use "stay feral" as a life motto, and proudly identify as a trash panda enthusiast.

This towel is for people who understand that "feral" is a LIFESTYLE. It's for people who refuse to be put in a box. It's for people who see a raccoon in an Easter basket and think "FINALLY, someone gets it." It's for people who know that sometimes the best energy is UNHINGED energy.

Add to cart and stay feral, friends! 🦝🥚✨

FLOUR SACK COTTON DETAILS:

180 GSM Flour Sack Cotton
With flour sack cotton yarn and looser weave, is known for its ability to absorb liquids efficiently, making them effective for drying dishes and surfaces.
The tightly woven construction of flour sack cotton prevents it from leaving behind lint or streaks on dishes and glassware.
Despite their lightweight nature, flour sack towels are remarkably durable and can withstand frequent use and washing.
They are designed to last for years with proper care, making them a long-term investment for your kitchen.

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These are all products that are NOT RTS. Pre-order is a great way to save and to secure new items, as we offer a cheaper price on pre-order products and once they are finished prices typically go up $1-$5 depending on the item.

Please note ETAs listed are an estimation. On rare occasions these can vary by 1-2 weeks. Which means items can come in 1-2 weeks earlier or later than anticipated. If they are going to arrive later, we will always let you know and give you the option to keep your order or cancel.

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a) Wait until all pre-order items are ready and ship your order in full

b) Ship RTS items and then ship pre-order items once ready. If choosing this you are responsible for shipping costs on 2nd shipment of pre-order items.Which will be an additional $6.50 or if it costs less to ship, we will bill you that amount. If it costs more we will cover it (for USA residents only). International orders will be exact amount.