Coffee Level: Basic to Turnt Up" Ceramic Mug
The official coffee measurement system for those who understand that patience is directly proportional to caffeine intake! ☕️
What you're getting
- A generous 14.5oz ceramic mug (with built-in attitude meter!)
- Double-sided design (because everyone should see your current threat level)
- Microwave safe (for when you're stuck at "Basic" and need to reach "Turnt Up")
- Dishwasher safe (because who has energy to hand wash at "Karen" level?)
- Premium white ceramic with speckled design •
- Handy measurement guide:
- Basic (still loading...)
- Karen (proceed with caution)
- Ratchet (still a danger zone)
- Turnt Up (fully operational)
Perfect for
- Morning meeting survivors
- Professional caffeine enthusiasts
- Anyone who's ever gone from "Basic" to "Karen" before noon
- Self-aware coffee addicts
- People who need a warning label before 10 AM
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent Karen moments, but it does warn others of their probability! 😏
Details:
- 14.5oz | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
- White Sesame Glaze
- Design on both sides of mug
- Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
- Designed in the USA
- Microwave & Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning
Coffee Level: Basic to Turnt Up" Ceramic Mug
The official coffee measurement system for those who understand that patience is directly proportional to caffeine intake! ☕️
What you're getting
- A generous 14.5oz ceramic mug (with built-in attitude meter!)
- Double-sided design (because everyone should see your current threat level)
- Microwave safe (for when you're stuck at "Basic" and need to reach "Turnt Up")
- Dishwasher safe (because who has energy to hand wash at "Karen" level?)
- Premium white ceramic with speckled design •
- Handy measurement guide:
- Basic (still loading...)
- Karen (proceed with caution)
- Ratchet (still a danger zone)
- Turnt Up (fully operational)
Perfect for
- Morning meeting survivors
- Professional caffeine enthusiasts
- Anyone who's ever gone from "Basic" to "Karen" before noon
- Self-aware coffee addicts
- People who need a warning label before 10 AM
Warning: This mug does not actually prevent Karen moments, but it does warn others of their probability! 😏
Details:
- 14.5oz | 4" (top diameter) x 3.5" (height)x 3" (bottom diameter)
- Ceramic Campfire Style Mug
- White Sesame Glaze
- Design on both sides of mug
- Light Ivory with Speckles and Black Lettering
- Designed in the USA
- Microwave & Dishwasher Save (Use Caution when removing from Microwave)
- Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths when Cleaning
