Description
PRE-ORDER ETA: LATE MAY
For when your aesthetic is “soft, elegant, and absolutely judging that cup ring on my marble.”
These blue and white ceramic coasters bring all the grandmillennial, French-country, coastal-grandma energy straight to your coffee table. A mix of florals, damask, ticking stripes, and gingham makes it look like your drinks are sitting on tiny designer wallpapers.
They’re:
- Pretty enough that guests will actually use a coaster
- Perfect for iced coffee, wine, cocktails, and emotionally necessary tea
- Chic enough for blue chinoiserie decor, French country kitchen, or coastal farmhouse style
Stack them on a tray, bar cart, or nightstand and suddenly your whole house looks a little more put together—even if the laundry mountain says otherwise.
🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY
- 4" diameter of pure sophistication
- Cork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance)
- Premium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these)
- Mix & match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs)
- Perfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR
- Impressing your mother-in-law
- Making your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive
- Pretending you're part of the royal family
- Actually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult
- Adding some "je ne sais quoi" to your Tuesday night wine
- Making your friends think you've got your life together
- Coastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget
WARNING: Side effects may include
- Sudden urges to host tea parties
- Spontaneous pinky-raising while drinking
- Uncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things
- Referring to your home as your "estate"
- Speaking with a vaguely British accent
DETAILS:
- 4" Ceramic Coasters
- Double as decor
- Dishwasher safe (yes, really!)
- Cork Back to prevent scratching
- Each coaster comes in a brown square display box
- UV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent
- Wipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler)
- Stack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible)
- Keep away from children who think they're fancy frisbees
Description
PRE-ORDER ETA: LATE MAY
For when your aesthetic is “soft, elegant, and absolutely judging that cup ring on my marble.”
These blue and white ceramic coasters bring all the grandmillennial, French-country, coastal-grandma energy straight to your coffee table. A mix of florals, damask, ticking stripes, and gingham makes it look like your drinks are sitting on tiny designer wallpapers.
They’re:
- Pretty enough that guests will actually use a coaster
- Perfect for iced coffee, wine, cocktails, and emotionally necessary tea
- Chic enough for blue chinoiserie decor, French country kitchen, or coastal farmhouse style
Stack them on a tray, bar cart, or nightstand and suddenly your whole house looks a little more put together—even if the laundry mountain says otherwise.
🏮 FANCY FEATURES THAT MAKE THESE WORTH EVERY PENNY
- 4" diameter of pure sophistication
- Cork-backed (because scratched furniture is so last dynasty)
- Microwave & dishwasher safe (we're fancy, not high maintenance)
- Premium ceramic (like your grandmother's china, but you can actually use these)
- Mix & match (because matchy-matchy is for amateurs)
- Perfect for gifting (or keeping, we won't judge)
PERFECT FOR
- Impressing your mother-in-law
- Making your Target furniture look Pottery Barn expensive
- Pretending you're part of the royal family
- Actually protecting your surfaces like a responsible adult
- Adding some "je ne sais quoi" to your Tuesday night wine
- Making your friends think you've got your life together
- Coastal grandmother aesthetic without the coastal grandmother budget
WARNING: Side effects may include
- Sudden urges to host tea parties
- Spontaneous pinky-raising while drinking
- Uncontrollable desire to collect more blue and white things
- Referring to your home as your "estate"
- Speaking with a vaguely British accent
DETAILS:
- 4" Ceramic Coasters
- Double as decor
- Dishwasher safe (yes, really!)
- Cork Back to prevent scratching
- Each coaster comes in a brown square display box
- UV Printing (NOT Vinyl) which makes it permanent
- Wipe clean with a cloth (or delegate to your butler)
- Stack carefully (they're elegant, not indestructible)
- Keep away from children who think they're fancy frisbees
